Musings of the Certifiable

Where intelligence gives way to madness.

4 Songs that Expose the Truth about Taylor Swift

It has often been noted that history is written by the winners.  This biased retelling of an event creates the perception in which we view the people of the past.  … Continue reading

October 4, 2012 · 6 Comments

4 Things People Need to Stop Saying

Among the greatest of man’s achievements has been the development of language, which has allowed us to communicate with one another.  The spoken word has connected us as a world … Continue reading

September 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

A Guy’s Perspective: 4 Reasons Women Really Go to the Bathroom in Groups

As a member of the male gender, I can confidently say that there are many things about women that confuse me.  I feel I have enough of a grasp about … Continue reading

September 17, 2012 · 2 Comments

A Lesson in Living Outside of Your Means

So you graduated college and are a few years into your trip down life’s path.  You now find yourself at the stage when you realize that you are viewed by … Continue reading

September 11, 2012 · Leave a comment

4 People Who are Unaware That They are Pissing You Off

When looking at how human beings act as a whole, it is a downright miracle that we haven’t murdered ourselves into extinction by now.  We tend to be shallow, self … Continue reading

August 21, 2012 · Leave a comment

5 Things the College Experience Taught Me

College is the place where you are molded into the person that will make you a subject matter expert in the field you will love growing your career in.  Wrong.  … Continue reading

August 13, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Action Hero You Forgot to Thank

Throughout the 90’s there was a never a shortage of action movie stars that we could turn to in order to know that the world was going to be ok.  Time after … Continue reading

August 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

The 5 Types of People Responsible for Highway Traffic

One of the most stress inducing moments for a lot of people is driving on the highway.  The primary cause for this has always been the looming frustration of traffic … Continue reading

July 27, 2012 · Leave a comment

My Apology on Behalf of Cubs Fans

There are things about me that are certainly not enviable. I drink too much and I’ve had serious trust issues ever since I was a kid and raisin cookies looked … Continue reading

July 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

An FX Movie Nightmare

One of my favorite Sunday activities, for quite some years now, has been to throw my hungover self face first onto my couch and weather the storm with a day … Continue reading

July 11, 2012 · Leave a comment

Day to Day Ramblings

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I am a 28 year old recovering optimist who calls Chicago home. Your mom would like me.

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