Musings of the Certifiable

Where intelligence gives way to madness.

The Truth about Lifetime Movies

There is a place that exists where crimes against humanity are commonplace.  Life is a constant struggle to rise up against oppression.  Women are beaten for the most trivial reasons … Continue reading

July 10, 2012 · Leave a comment

Warped Tour: A Reflection

It’s that time of year again where I realize I no longer am 16 and that teenagers ruin everything that is good with music.  That’s right kids, Warped Tour 2012.  … Continue reading

July 10, 2012 · 1 Comment

Day to Day Ramblings

Follow along with all the future asshattery to come.

Haven’t Had Enough Yet?



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