Musings of the Certifiable

Where intelligence gives way to madness.

About Me


Hi. I’m Geoff. I occasionally write things. Your mom would like me.

Not satisfied? Fine dearest inquirer. You asked for it.

I was born and raised in the middle of Illinois and after college, at a small liberal arts school, found my way into the city life. I am now 27 and still chasing after whatever it is I am  supposed to catch. I still haven’t quite decided what that will be yet. My attempts at finding it have been interesting to say the least, and I have so many friendships and stories to show  for it. I am truly passionate about music, writing, movie quotes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Chicago sports, and those fools I call my family. There is certainly more to me, but that’s what  you get for now.

This blog was started because between insomnia and the daily commute to work, I have a lot of time alone with my thoughts. I should probably be ashamed to admit how often I amuse myself with utterly ridiculous thoughts, but I am not. These are the times that I will test my own sanity by exposing you all to my musings, and throw myself to the mercy of your  judgments.  Like anyone else who writes, I am just a boy standing in front of you beautiful internet people asking you to love me.

With that said, I very much like the look of you. Let’s be friends.


6 comments on “About Me

  1. Love and Anthropology
    March 29, 2013

    I nominated your blog for the Liebster Award! Check out my blog post nominating you. Congratulations!!

  2. lolokirby
    June 18, 2013

    I’m eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch as I read this.

    • Geoff
      June 19, 2013

      I shall sleep soundly knowing that all is well with your world then.

  3. youngandtwenty
    May 29, 2014

    ‘This blog was started because between insomnia and the daily commute to work, I have a lot of time alone with my thoughts.’ Literally the reason behind my job, great job!

    • Geoff
      June 12, 2014

      You have to absolutely love when something perceived to be a negative becomes the fuel for your passion. Awesome to see we’re in this together!

  4. Susan
    December 1, 2016

    You are my latest favorite form of entertainment. ❤️

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