The 5 Types of People Responsible for Highway Traffic
One of the most stress inducing moments for a lot of people is driving on the highway. The primary cause for this has always been the looming frustration of traffic … Continue reading
My Apology on Behalf of Cubs Fans
There are things about me that are certainly not enviable. I drink too much and I’ve had serious trust issues ever since I was a kid and raisin cookies looked … Continue reading
An FX Movie Nightmare
One of my favorite Sunday activities, for quite some years now, has been to throw my hungover self face first onto my couch and weather the storm with a day … Continue reading
The Truth about Lifetime Movies
There is a place that exists where crimes against humanity are commonplace. Life is a constant struggle to rise up against oppression. Women are beaten for the most trivial reasons … Continue reading
Warped Tour: A Reflection
It’s that time of year again where I realize I no longer am 16 and that teenagers ruin everything that is good with music. That’s right kids, Warped Tour 2012. … Continue reading
Musings of the Certifiable 