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Where intelligence gives way to madness.

Monthly Archives: July, 2012

The 5 Types of People Responsible for Highway Traffic

One of the most stress inducing moments for a lot of people is driving on the highway.  The primary cause for this has always been the looming frustration of traffic … Continue reading

July 27, 2012 · Leave a comment

My Apology on Behalf of Cubs Fans

There are things about me that are certainly not enviable. I drink too much and I’ve had serious trust issues ever since I was a kid and raisin cookies looked … Continue reading

July 18, 2012 · Leave a comment

An FX Movie Nightmare

One of my favorite Sunday activities, for quite some years now, has been to throw my hungover self face first onto my couch and weather the storm with a day … Continue reading

July 11, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Truth about Lifetime Movies

There is a place that exists where crimes against humanity are commonplace.  Life is a constant struggle to rise up against oppression.  Women are beaten for the most trivial reasons … Continue reading

July 10, 2012 · Leave a comment

Warped Tour: A Reflection

It’s that time of year again where I realize I no longer am 16 and that teenagers ruin everything that is good with music.  That’s right kids, Warped Tour 2012.  … Continue reading

July 10, 2012 · 1 Comment

Day to Day Ramblings

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