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5 Types of Dancers You See in Most Every Bar

Like salmon returning to the riverbeds in which they were born, we too are ingrained with driving forces that cannot be explained. There is an inescapable power embedded into our … Continue reading

March 21, 2013 · 10 Comments

Why Dubstep Scares the Hell Out of Me

The beauty of music and its capability to touch our souls has transcended time. The ability of an artist to take the disorder that is noise and turn it into … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

My Week Spent as John Doe

Every kid grew up with an irrational idea of something that would be the coolest profession of all time. It did not always exist within the realm of the actual … Continue reading

February 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

The 4 People You Will Find On Tinder

In the fast paced world we live in, everyone is looking for an easier way to achieve everything.  For my fellow single people out there, I know you would love … Continue reading

February 6, 2013 · 2 Comments

Alcohol, Poor Life Decisions, and Dr. Jekyll

The story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde has been retold in a multitude of avenues. Later adaptations have developed Mr. Hyde into a monster of incredible proportions but, when … Continue reading

January 25, 2013 · 3 Comments

3 Disney Characters That I Am Not Convinced Are Villains

Disney movies have achieved the long running success they have seen due to a specific style of storytelling.  Typically each story starts out with the creation of a scenario in … Continue reading

January 9, 2013 · 7 Comments

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Geoff

Geoff

I am a 28 year old recovering optimist who calls Chicago home. Your mom would like me.

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