Musings of the Certifiable

Where intelligence gives way to madness.

Category Archives: Life Lessons

4 Lies You Will Tell Today

Whether it be to protect someone else or to get yourself out of a situation that you have found yourself in, it is a guarantee that you will lie today.  … Continue reading

December 12, 2012 · 4 Comments

Contrary to Grandma’s Thoughts: It’s Alright to Be Single at Family Holidays

Jane Austen once wrote, “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” I would not … Continue reading

November 21, 2012 · Leave a comment

4 Things People Need to Stop Saying

Among the greatest of man’s achievements has been the development of language, which has allowed us to communicate with one another.  The spoken word has connected us as a world … Continue reading

September 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

A Lesson in Living Outside of Your Means

So you graduated college and are a few years into your trip down life’s path.  You now find yourself at the stage when you realize that you are viewed by … Continue reading

September 11, 2012 · Leave a comment

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Geoff

I am a 28 year old recovering optimist who calls Chicago home. Your mom would like me.

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