Musings of the Certifiable

Where intelligence gives way to madness.

Category Archives: Movies

The Action Hero You Forgot to Thank

Throughout the 90’s there was a never a shortage of action movie stars that we could turn to in order to know that the world was going to be ok.  Time after … Continue reading

August 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

An FX Movie Nightmare

One of my favorite Sunday activities, for quite some years now, has been to throw my hungover self face first onto my couch and weather the storm with a day … Continue reading

July 11, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Truth about Lifetime Movies

There is a place that exists where crimes against humanity are commonplace.  Life is a constant struggle to rise up against oppression.  Women are beaten for the most trivial reasons … Continue reading

July 10, 2012 · Leave a comment

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